good advice
Posted Saturday, September 30, 2017 11:57 AM

 

As I get older, I realize . . .
 
 
 
#1 - I talk to myself, because there
 
are times I need expert advice.
 
 
 
#2 - I consider "On Trend" to be the
 
clothes that still fit.
 
 
 
#3 - I don't need anger management.
 
I need people to stop pissing me off.
 
 
 
#4 - My people skills are just fine. It's
 
my tolerance (for idiots) that needs
 
work.
 
 
 
#5 - The biggest lie I tell myself is, " I
 
don't need to write that down. I'll re-
 
member it. "
 
 
 
#6 - I have days when my life is just
 
one tent short of a circus.
 
 
 
#7 - These days, "on time" is when I
 
get there.
 
 
 
#8 - Even duct tape can't fix stupid -
 
but it sure does muffle the sound.
 
 
 
#9 - Wouldn't it be wonderful if we
 
could put ourselves in the dryer for
 
ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-
 
free and three sizes smaller ?
 
 
 
#10 - Lately, I've noticed people my
 
age are so much older than me.
 
 
 
#11 - " Getting lucky " means walk-
 
ing into a room and remembering
 
why I am there.
 
 
 
#12 - When I was a child, I thought
 
nap time was punishment.  Now it
 
feels like a mini vacation.
 
 
 
#13 - Some days I have no idea what
 
I'm doing out of bed.
 
 
 
#14 - I thought growing old would
 
take longer.
 
 
 
#15 - Aging sure has slowed me down,
 
but it hasn't shut me up.
 
 
 
#16 - I still haven't learned to act my
 
age.