It's almost 2021, I'm 73 + years old and I still have so many unanswered questions!!!!
I haven’t found out who let the dogs out ... or
where’s the beef ... or
how to get to Sesame Street ... or
why Dora doesn’t just use Google Maps?
Why do all flavors of fruit loops taste exactly the same ... and
how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsiepop?
Why are eggs packaged in a flimsy carton, but batteries are secured in plastic that’s tough as nails?
Why is “abbreviated” such a long word ...
why is there a D in ‘fridge’ but not in refrigerator...
why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons...
why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections...
why do you have to “put your two cents in”, but it’s only a “penny for your thoughts” ... where’s that extra penny going to...
why does The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune...
and just what exactly is Victoria’s secret ...
where is Waldo?...
Can you hear me now?