Q. What's the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
A. Getting lost.
Q. Why was the math book unhappy?
A. Because he had too many problems!
Q. Why did the teacher draw on the window?
A. Because he wanted his lesson to be very clear!
Q. What tools do you need for math?
A. Multi-PLIERS.
Q. If I did this equation, 23x45+27x99= What answer would I get?
A. A very big number!
Q. Why did Goofy take a ladder to school?
A. Because he wanted to get to high school.
Q. What's the best place to grow flowers in school?
A. In a kindergarden.
Q. Why was the broom late for school?
A. He over swept.
Q. What is a math teacher's favourite dessert?
A. Pi!
Q. Why was the voice teacher so good at baseball?
A. Because she had the perfect pitch.
Q. Why can't you do a math test in the jungle?
A. There are too many cheetahs!
Q. What do ducks use for math?
A. A QUACK-ulator !
Q. Why is 2+2=5 like your left foot?
A. It's not right.
Q. Why did the music teacher go up the ladder during music class?
A. To reach the high notes!
Q. What do you call a boy with a dictionary in his pocket?
A. Smartie Pants!
Q. Why did the students study in the aeroplane?
A. Because they wanted higher grades.
Q. What did the student say after the teacher said, "Order students, order?"
A. "Can I have fries and a burger?"
Q. Why did the student drown?
A. All her grades were below C-level!
Q. Why do teachers give you homework?
A. Just to annoy you.
Q. Why are school cafeteria workers cruel?
A. Because they batter fish, beat eggs, and whip cream.
Q. What happened when the teacher tied all the kids shoe laces together?
A. They had a class trip!
Q. Why is it dangerous to do math in the jungle?
A. Because when you add four and four you get ate (eight).
Q. Why did the Cyclops close his school?
A. Because he only had one pupil.
Q. What kind of teacher passes gas?
A. A tutor!
Q. Why was the music teacher not able to open his class room?
A. Because his keys were on the piano.
Q. Why did the clock go to the principal's office?
A. For tocking too much!
Q. Why doesn't the sun need to go to college?
A. Because it has a million degrees!
Q. Why did Jimmy's grades drop after the holidays?
A. Because everything was marked down!
